Much is being said about GM being OLD. I'll have you know that I was indeed around during the Crusades, but I was young then. I'm only a little older now. Being older has its advantages, one of those is that when you say you've seen it all, you probably have.
Another advantage is that you can do things that "adults" can't get away with, like drool, slobber, pass gas, pinch good looking women on the fanny and other things. No one cares other than "Oh, forget about him, he can't help it."
But, I'm not as old as Jake by a long shot. In fact, I was going through my attic the other day and found Jake's first "Last Will and Testament" It was written on a clay tablet in cuniform.
Jake left everything he had to Methusela, his great, great, great grand nephew. What can I say?
So, I'll be posting her from time to time, just look for me, The Crusader.
Posted by GM at November 6, 2005 12:28 AM | TrackBackGreeat start old man.
It is nice that the older man is doing ok down in Florida.
OH GM get on with it! let's here more about Jake and how evil he is...
Posted by: Kyle at November 6, 2005 08:05 AMGM said:
"Another advantage is that you can do things that "adults" can't get away with, like drool, slobber, pass gas, pinch good looking women on the fanny and other things. No one cares other than "Oh, forget about him, he can't help it."
Raven goes
****THUD***
Posted by: Raven at November 6, 2005 08:08 AMJust becareful when you fart, sometimes a Mr. Hanky sneaks up on you.
Posted by: Chef at November 6, 2005 11:15 AMDidja see that old movie that started off with a bunch of monkeys beating on rocks with bones, and then ended up in space? Kool music. Well, the third monkey on the left in that opening scene was . . . Gee Emm.
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Posted by: Jake at November 6, 2005 01:12 PMI might mention that Jake took the picture. In fact, he took 4,312 pictures because being so old at the time, his hands shook. It was only when he put the camera on a rock and pushed down the shutter button with a handy finger bone he wore around his neck that the focused and clear photo came out. Jake wouldn't tell you that, I just did!
Posted by: GM at November 6, 2005 02:20 PMwhat is 'cuniform'? Is that like a picture like the egiptions draw. I like to draw pictures. pictures of girls...
Posted by: Chef at November 6, 2005 05:02 PMsqmusuopgob eoiu
Posted by: Paul at February 27, 2006 11:06 PM