Da Frenchies dey are dumb. First, dey try to keep a place called Al-Ger-Ia as a kolony and end up killing lots and lots of dem Al-Ger-Ians. Then, to make nice, dey let them into France but don't make them act like Frenchies. Den, de Frenchies let dem Al-Ger-Ians get all together in groups of pepuls called mobs who don like the Frenchie police to riot, burn and destroy propertie and de Frenchies dey don do nuttin about it.
Well, you can e-magine that all kinds of hell break loose in dat Frenchie Kapital called Paris (hey, ain't dat a girls name or somesuch?) and de Frenchies don do nuttin bout it cept gripe and say dey gonna do somthin. But what dey gonna do? Shoot a buncha folks? I don know, but it seem to me dat de Frenchies gonna get lots 'O pepul mads at em and maybe dose pepul in the World Court or somesuch gonna put em on trial for crimes against inhumanity. Or sumpin like dat. But me, hey, I'm so old, I don know for what anyway, but it sure seem to me like de Frenchies be awful dumb. My frien' Jake, he even older den me, he say de Frenchies do what dey allus do in da pass, dey gonna surrender and a green flag wit a cress-cent and a star gonna fly over the Eifel Tower some day.
Could be... GM, reportin' and out!
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