JERUSALEM -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton visited Jerusalem's Western Wall on Monday, slipping a personal note between the stones before heading to a memorial service for assassinated Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin.
Children threw rocks and spitballs at the New York Democrat, while she posed with women celebrating their sons' Bar Mitzvahs _ a Jewish rite of passage _ at the Western Wall. The women all appeared to be distracted by something, coughing and sneezing and wiping their eyes. It was noted a strong distinct odor was in the area.
A blue shawl draped around her shoulders, Clinton spent a few solitary moments before the massive structure, while her male security detail stood on the sidelines, barred from the exclusively women's portion of the holy site. The guard men were seen giving Clinton the finger and making other gestures toward her.
Clinton did not reveal the content of the note she slipped into the wall. Many Jews believe that pleas placed between the stones of the holy site will be answered by God. Through a request of the FOI act, this reporter was able to get a copy of the note. In part it said,
"Dear Bill,
I'm in the center now. You're old news. Move along. Go ahead and see all those other women, I have my own lady friends now who will take care of me.
Just don't get caught! I cannot afford any scandals at this time. My record, my life must appear sqeaky clean if I am to become the next POTUS."
Later, Clinton toured an Israeli fire station and ambulance service. At the Jerusalem station of the Magen David Adom rescue service, Clinton bent over a computerized CPR model to compress its chest. The guardsmen plugged their noses as Clinton bent over.
Magen David Adom officials presented Clinton with a personalized field officer's vest and implored her to hang it in the Oval Office one day. Clinton smiled but did not respond to the suggestion. The officials turned away and laughed and shook their heads in disgust.
"I'll have to do much more practice on the mannequin before I can wear this," Clinton joked as she slipped the vest over her shoulders. One of the guardsmen was overheard to say something to the effect, "Yeah well they don't make these vests big enough to fit around you!" Clinton was observed giving the man a targeted and cold stare.
BHAAAAAAAA
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I bet that note said, "Please God, even though you don't exist, give Bill an STD. Hillary"
Posted by: sarasmom at November 28, 2005 11:14 PM