Dudes,
Todays news is that islam leaders want to kill the king of Jordan! Do you believe Jordan still has a king! What the fuck is that, they bow down to the king and now these islam leaders want to kill him!
We could help, we sneak Cartman into Jordan and he eats his way into the kings chamber and farts. That would kill the king and everyone else.
I wonder if Cartman would be classified as a WMD.
The US would use WMD’s because Jordan sucks dude!
Wait Doesn’t the king of Jordan ride a Harley?
Shebites says Islam sucks. The religion of peace has caused more deaths in history than all the world wars combined.
Jordan still has a king because the people are still repressed- they live in the 18th century. The other Muslim states live in the 13th century so Jordan is modern.
Cartman is only a WMD if he eats my spicy and hot chili first. Then he's a nucular bomb. LOL
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Posted by: Martin at February 27, 2006 11:05 PM